It’s all so warm and fuzzy here
all pink an’ fluffy too
the man gave two giraffes to me
then made me eat shampoo!
We’re ever warned to watch our step
and not get whims too muddy
then all issued harmonicas
and given Marx to study!
But I have weighty business now
that I must so advance
a new member has come to us
the goat just ate my pants!
From west of London has trod the lad
through toast he had to forge
so find a schnitzel to sit on
and welcome :FI:Gorgeous Gorge!